There Was an Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe...

So...for those who may follow me on Twitter, you know that I was living with my mother since my relocation from the West Coast. And you'd know that we had an altercation on April 3, 2009 (see the blog "The Day The Pork Died") and I was put out. Horrible, but true. Anyway, I've been a nomad since then. I've been staying at my BFs, at an extended stay hotel, and now...at my granny's house. I never thought it would come to this, but I dont' know why cuz I had the following dream a month or so before the pork met its (un)timely ...

***Begin Scene: I was at my grandmother's house. So was BF. We were getting ready for bed and I went into the spare bedroom where my great-grandmother sleeps when she's here (my grandmother and great aunt share the responsibility of caring for my great-grandmother - alternating months). I got into the bed to go to sleep, but BF did not get into the bed with me. There was a couch in the room that he slept on. All of a sudden, my ex's wife is in the bed with me. [yea! Totally weird!]. Hereinafter, we shall refer to ex's wife as "Doo-Doo Bird". [Just kidding. Let's call her **2nd Place**.]

Okay, so we go to sleep: BF on couch in the room, Me and 2nd Place in the twin sized bed. In the middle of the night, 2nd Place goes to the bathroom. When she does, BF gets up and says "eff this!" and climbs into the bed with me. [Blogger's commentary: I have no idea where 2nd Place sleeps after returning from the bathroom, but it wasn't the twin bed.]

The next morning, me and BF are lying in bed laughing and joking around when my mobile device rings. It's my mother announcing that she is on her way to my grandmother's house. After speaking with her, I hang up the phone and turn to BF and say, "Ugh, get up. My mom's on her way over." When we get up, 2nd Place is in the room. When I notice her looking at me and BF, I mumble to myself, "Great. Now she's going to tell the Ex." After gathering all of my stuff to take a shower, I peer out the door into the hallway. My grandmother is standing in the hallway, like "Do you need anything? Is everyone okay and comfortable? Do whatever it is that you need to do." So I go to take a shower. When I step into the bathroom, the bathroom floor is extremely slippery and it is three dimensional. When I say three dimensional, I mean that parts of the floor are raised, some parts are flat, and other parts sink into the floor - making it extremely difficult and dangerous to walk on. I manage to navigate my way to taking a shower. Upon leaving the bathroom, 2nd Place is waiting to get into the bathroom. I look at her and say "You need to be really careful when you get into that bathroom. It is really dangerous in there." 2nd Place just looked at me with a blank face. So I walk away to the room and get dressed.

After getting dressed, I hear the doorbell ring and I go to answer it. I open the door, but no one is there. But in the driveway are three cars: My car, BF's car, and 2nd Place's car. The were parked right next to each other and each of them are facing forward - ready to go out of the driveway. All of a sudden, I get an urge to check the backdoor, thinking that the person who rang the door bell is now trying to enter the house through the back door, but there was no one there. So, I began to walk back down the hallway and 2nd Place was in the bathroom still, but looking int he linen closet for towels/washcloths. I warned her again saying, "You need to really be careful in that bathroom. It is very slippery and dangerous." But she again looked at me with blank stare.

Next thing I remember? Everyone got in their cars and left out of the driveway. End Scene***